craigslist: ken-rockwell-obssessed husband

someone found this in craigslist. very funny. [ken rockwell. i do read some of his reviews, but rarely buy only on his recommendation. sometimes he is way over the top, and sloppy.]
    Ken Rockwell-Obsessed Husband (North York)

One gently-used caucasian male. 36 years-old. Slightly defective.
Remembers the names of Ken Rockwell's kids but not our own. Constantly
buying high-end photo gear then selling it on craigslist the second
Canon or Nikon releases something new. Complains endlessly about
lowballers, tire-kickers and pixel peepers. Sold car to buy a Leica body
and now wants to mortage house to buy lenses, all at Ken Rockwell's
insistence. Maybe you can reprogram him. I have no time because I have
to cart our kids around on the TTC and work two jobs while while he
fiddles with film and DSLR to achieve super-saturated highlights.

Reasonable offers accepted: Food, clothing, 1992 Subaru Justy. Offers of
photo equipment will promptly be deleted! Lowball kickers are welcome! A
swift one in the nuts will do him some good.

* Location: North York
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other
commercial interests

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